Internet

The Internet, a diverse source of communication that still modifies itself with time. Why? It is programmed to do so. Everyday, the new generation decided to become members, the old generation adapts to the new ways, and the innovators find ways to make it more efficient. In this data source exists current updates on the web browsers. One could automatically notice the difference of a web page from the 1990’s and a web page from 2010. How? The recent one looks more modern, whereas the older one looks plain in comparison. The Internet has also expanded in both users and providers. In fact, today there are a number of providers around the world. What happens with this worldwide provider expansion? The user expansion increases ten fold. Users from the continents on Earth have adapted to today’s technology. It is easy to assume that there are over a million users on the Internet, of all ages, ethnicity, race, origin, etc. The Internet may seem as a positive source for today, but it is not. In fact, modernizing the simplest tasks can prove to be a burden. If one’s Internet connection is down your only connection to the world is your phone or television. Ah, but did I mention that television has now found a way to connect to the Internet. Yes, it is a new invention under Samsung that has taken a new role, combining two technologies in one system. Soon all our technology would be merged into one device, television. We would be able to talk to use a phone, a web cam, a computer, a television, a movie player, and a stereo all in one device. Soon one provider will take over, worldwide, and the users will have no choice but to live by it. How did this happen? We gave technology too many uses; all these uses have made it hard for us to survive without one. However, since the future is not among us yet we must live through the user and provider system just a bit more. This bit will soon come to an end.

A change in plan becomes necessary

There once was a cop in a grocery store. His name was T Money. No matter how ridiculous this name seemed his duty was to protect the civilians. However, the crime rate went down in the city. His job now seemed unimportant. What was he supposed to do? With his check decreasing each week, he had to do something. His only solution, become the thief. But how? He had to think of a plan that made him look as both a hero and a thief. This idea then led him to talk to Dr. Heinz, a local evil scientist. He knocked on Heinz’s door, and an eerie screech led him into the scientist’s lair. He was now face to face with Dr. Heinz, and a chill went up his back. He had no idea what to do? He decided to stay because he had to find a solution to his dilemma. Dr. Heinz handed him a concoction that would make him two individuals. Since T was in it for his own reasons, he went along with the plan. He tried to drink the concoction but he could not let himself do so. He had a family to feed and his guilt grew stronger. He could not handle it any more. He was miserable.  His heartbeat grew stronger he felt ache. What was this? He was having stroke. How is this possible? Dr. Heinz was the cause. He implanted a chip on T Money as he was leaving his lair. What is the chip’s function? Ah, well that’s quite simple. T Money had a limited amount of time to decide on taking the concoction. Once his mind told him he could not do so he would die. Why? He had evidence against Dr. Heinz, a criminal. If he could turn in Dr. Heinz he could get money. The money was all T Money was after, so he could fend for his family. But now what? He came to face reality. The reality was that he was but a pawn in Dr. Heinz’s pre-planned game. Now, he was but a pawn tossed aside for death.

My Ideal Vacation

My ideal vacation would take place in Seoul, South Korea. The flight there would be in the business quarters with the soft chairs, and better food options. Ah, the flight of a true Britannian filled with luxury and comfort. While in Seoul, I would visit the local food eateries. There I would enjoy what the locals eat, from Korean barbeque to kimbap, a Korean version of sushi. Once full, I would go the hotel I decide to stay in, one with a modern yet comfortable feel. The television would be filled with the shows I longed to see including variety shows, music videos, and concert, all which took place in Korea. I would then bathe with the local soaps and shampoos, which all seem soft and bubbly in commercials. Once I’m done bathing, I would enjoy my remainder of my day by walking the streets, observing the Korean lifestyle: randomness in the streets. Eventually, I would run into a poster that advertises the Super Junior Super Show 4 Concert. My reaction would be one a typical fan girl – crazy. I would purchase the ticket and attend the concert. I do not mind staying in Korea for a couple of more days, since the atmosphere there is quite nice. On the day of the concert, I would be prepared with my glow stick, ready to cheer for my favorite Korean pop groups composed of 15 members. I would sleep late that night, but experience an event that only happens once in a lifetime. When I get back to the hotel, I would sleep in until the next day when I am scheduled to take a plane back to Los Angeles.

Obesity

What problems does obesity lead to later on in life? In health, which is the most apparent problem present in obese people today. What is its long-term impact? Death.

Why is this problem present in our society? Well, it quite simple with all the artificial food, fast food, sweets, and junk. There is a saying that states, “Too much of a good thing is bad.” This quote covers up what obesity is. Too much junk food that increases body fats and eventually clogs up one’s arteries. With food addictions more common nowadays it’s hard to avoid obesity. In fact, we are all part of it. It’s a disease that can’t be stopped! Why? Our indulgences are the unhealthy ones. In fact, the majority would choose a chocolate bar over a sweet juicy apple.

      We are all obese with today’s technology, thus limiting our time spent outside exercising, running, or even playing for about an hour a day. Why? We loathe sweat; it is unappealing in comparison to playing video games, surfing the web, or watching t.v. What do all these technological advances have in common? They all are distractions that take the individual into another world. What’s in this other world? For some fame. For others adventure. Yet still others prefer horror. Although these worlds are all different, they all take the individual away from reality – no matter how stressed or tired they are.

      Why? Humans are weak. They all tend to follow the wave, instead of realizing the alternatives that exist today. What are these alternatives? Instead of chocolate, take the apple. Instead of soda, drink water. Instead of video games, go outside and play with friends. All of these lead to healthy lifestyles. In fact, many of the elderly today were once healthy young children. How did they manage to live for so long? They all came from generations where healthy habits were common. Now, it is truly up to the individual to take my advice. Oh the challenge: to be healthy, to be unhealthy, or a hybrid. I, myself, am a hybrid, meaning I am healthy most of the time, with a few indulgences now and then as rewards. Why? I cannot give up my ice cream.

How to live a healthy life...

    As an individual with a full schedule on her plate, I have some “secrets” that keep me from falling into the deep gaping hole that is stress. For one thing, I am not only a high school student with a full schedule. In addition to this role, I have taken the challenge of two El Camino classes: Chinese 1 and Architecture 100. Quite a full plate as of now, but not full enough considering the fact that I am a senior and as one I have to deal face the ACT, the SAT, university applications, and the dreaded personal statements. How does an individual such as myself manage to get through life? Ah, the answer is quite simple and it includes: sleep, time management, and exercise.

    Sleep is an important source for energy. Think of it as the charger to a cell phone. Without the battery, the cell phone dies. It is quite true, as sleep deprivation can eventually lead the death of it victim. How do I know? I have experienced it once. It happened to me during my 11^th grade year. Most of my experience through my sleep deprivation is a blur, but I remember that my heart began to ache and my mind began to play tricks on me. Focusing in class was difficult, pay attention was rare for me, and the simple task of walking became a new work out. After going through this phase I began to appreciate sleep and it benefits. It is an “automatic” gift, but a necessary thing for a healthy human.

    This year I have no time to fool around with electronic gadgets or devices. This sacrifice is beneficial since it goes towards my expansion of knowledge. In fact, the last time I saw television or played games on the Internet was two weekends ago, when I decided to indulge into the electronics. The reason why I decided to stop wasting my time on such useless items is simply because I can do something better in my time. For example, during a three-hour television session I could have finished assignments for all my classes. Productivity is beneficial to the individual! If you think about it, television and the Internet are there forever. Time, on the other hand, is precious and scarce.  So why not use it to do something better with your life.

    Of course, no schedule is considered “healthy” unless exercise is added into the picture. Why is exercise considered healthy? A health professional may give a complex answer to this basic question, but I, as a student, know that exercise helps alleviate my stress levels. Many individuals today now live hectic lives, since getting the work done “faster” and more “efficient” is demanded in our everyday lives. Not to mention, the fact that most individuals today get much heavier work tasks that require complex methods to solving them. Ah life, the everyday zoo. The only solution I find to my “zoo” is exercise. It does not have to be vigorous; in fact my routine is only 10 minutes that include jumping jacks, reverse arm lifts, lunge jumps, and the human bridge lift. In this 10-minute session I alleviate all the week’s stress, and sweat all the toxins that would have weakened my immune system.

    Overall, there are many factors that make a healthy individual. That being said, the ones I consider the

 most important are a good night’s rest, a wise management of time, and a weekly exercise routine. All these

 incorporated into my life have managed to make a happy and healthy individual, who is not overwhelmed

with stress.

Unlikely Allies

An unexpected alliance has occurred recently. Who? Ah, well the Alaskans and the South Koreans teamed up against the evil Ocean People. For many years, the ocean belonged to no one. No one until the people from Atlantis were reborn. How? Ah, well the oil spills mutated the fish in the ocean, thus creating fish people. These people then labeled themselves after their descendants in Atlantis, thus becoming Atlantians.

      Why are the Atlantians against the Alaskans and South Koreans?

Well, everyone else on earth was too scared to confront the people from Atlantis and their vicious rage against fish eaters. Their only solution was to fly to Mars, where new studies showed that life could exist. Unfortunately, the Alaskans and the South Korean were left behind, this left to battle the evil Atlantians.

      The battle went on for years, but eventually the Atlantian people began to mate amongst the Alaskans and South Koreans. They found out that fishhuman and human can learn to get along in this planet, thus making Earth a fishhuman society. Everyone got along, and now diseases existed, since the Atlantian mutated blood remained strong.

What happened to the humans on Mars?

They thrived in a new human society, but global warming followed them there as well. The result: Everyone on Mars died.

How? All the cars, factories, and coal emission substances outnumbered the trees planted. This then led to a revolt by the trees, which were tired of consuming the waste the humans left behind. The trees destroyed all the coal releasing substances, and then went on a human killing spree. The humans were scared. They hid in craters, cave, and mountains. The trees kept killing. They could not stand to move on further. Their civilization was in ruins so they let themselves be killed. They trees took over and the planet of Mars thrived in greenery.

Outdoor Living

A bird enters the apartment of S.R. Fellows, a business entrepreneur living in the New York City.

“Caw”

“Stupid annoying birds these days.”

“Hey!”

“What?!?!?… It... It talks?”

“Yeah so what’s it to ya?”

“Nothing much, what’s are you doing in the city?”

“Ermmm nothing migrating here and there”

The conversation grows quiet. The bird then begins to sing. Once he is done he receives applause from the S.R. Fellows.

“Wow! Where did you learn such a beautiful song?”

“Ah, it all happened one morning….”

“Where did this morning take place?”

“In the woods, where else?”

“The woods? You mean tiger woods?”

“What’s that?”

“Oh never mind!”

Clears throats “Well anyways, let me continue my story!”

“A bird’s life begins in the woods, where time seems to flow with the wind”

“Ah, sounds nice!”

“Yes, it is…ah, and there is an abundance of food, he only struggle is defeating the local predators.”

“Predators?”

“Yes, coyotes and bears and such.”

“Isn’t that scary”

“No, I consider the city scary, with all these cars, planes, and humans. I wonder how you guys manage to live with all these objects that can kill you.”

“Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?!?!?”

“You live in a deathtrap!”

Scoffs “I am appalled a belligerent being such as yourself can belittle my living environment, when you’re an animal”
”I’m an animal… what are you? A robot? NO! You are a mammal, hence and animal!”

(I apologize for the interruption, but this argument got way out of hand).

-Fast forward-

I then bust into the apartment.

“Hey you!”

“Me”

Both the bird and the businessman are left dumbfounded.

“Take him!” the businessman yells out of sheer cowardness.

“Hey! If I go down you go down with me!” responds the bird.

A couple of minutes pass by and I tell them why I am there. As it turns out, I was forced by the newspaper editor to do a story comparing different lifestyles.

With that being said, let’s just say the interview did not go so well. The bird swore to get revenge on the businessman for belittling his way of living, and he did. In fact, the bird sent all bird from around the world to attack this businessman.

A few days later, I found that the businessman was dead. The criminal investigators informed me that on his corpse lay feathers. Since the people I interviewed ended up in a conflict, I was fired a month later. To this day, I loathe my editor.